- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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