What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Tim likes girls

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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