What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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