- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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