- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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