one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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