A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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George W. Bush

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

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