- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

My spelling is horrible

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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