Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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