- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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