- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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