- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why do fat people commit suicide

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

every cloud has a silver lining

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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