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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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