- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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