- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

This is an anti-joke.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

ever tried african food? they neither

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??