A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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