why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Dwight Howard

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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