- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Anyone can post anything.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Take part of what?

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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