- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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