- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats worse than failing your maths test?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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