- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what did one computer say to the other .........

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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