- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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