1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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He--Hey guys

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Beka has AIDS

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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