- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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