- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Iif your reading this ur gay

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

one stop shop

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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