- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suck pussy

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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