why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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