Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Fat? Jesse Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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