- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what's white and sticky semen

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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