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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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