- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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