- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle