- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Golf.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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