- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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