How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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