What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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