- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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