- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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