Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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