- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Women's Rights..

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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