"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

I had a submarine.... once

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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