what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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