- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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