- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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