Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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