- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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