- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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