A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

This isn't funny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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