- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Yellow People !!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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