- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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