What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

i just pooped that is all!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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