Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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