- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Whats brown and smells bad poo

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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