What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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like if your cool

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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