why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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