- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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