How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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