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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

. . I am a whale

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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