Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

womens rights.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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