- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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