How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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