- Anti Joke

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

There's my tractor.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Apple hates Blackberry.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad