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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what to call someone thats gay zak

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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