- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

13 =B you just learned something

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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