Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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