Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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