In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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