A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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