- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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