Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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knock knock Goodbye

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Burp

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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