Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

this website is a bad joke

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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