When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Gustavo Andrade

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A house comes around the corner.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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