- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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