A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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