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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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