I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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