- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i'm hard

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red poo is poo

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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