- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the man with no head say to the women?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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