Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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