A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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