A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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