- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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