- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I am a mime

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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