- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.