why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

I am a mime

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Anti Joke

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