a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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