- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Wait! hundred billions!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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