- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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