WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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