- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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