- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

im @ work, LOL.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Wait! hundred billions!

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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