- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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