A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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