Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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