Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Make me famous

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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