why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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