- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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