Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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why dont they make black forks

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Men's rights

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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