- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why can't jokes spit?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*