- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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