Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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