What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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