- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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