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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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