- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Its true, he didnt write that!!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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