- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I have an idea! You leave.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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