- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

God is real.

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