- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A house comes around the corner.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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