- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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