- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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