My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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