- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

George W. Bush

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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