- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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