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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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