- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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