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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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