- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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