Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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