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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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