- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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