- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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