Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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