- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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