In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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