- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

TOP KEK

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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