Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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I went to work today....

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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