- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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