Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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