A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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