A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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