What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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