What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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