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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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