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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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