A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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antijoke is the best website.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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