the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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