What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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hola said the chinese man

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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