- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.