- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Cripples are lame.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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