- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

a jew walks out of a furnace

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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