A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Cripples are lame.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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