- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

All of these jokes are about white people

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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