What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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why was the boy sad? because.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Sammi suck kyles chode

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.