Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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women's rights

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

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