My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Life

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Jake. Walsh.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Black...

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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