why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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