What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Life

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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