- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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