- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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roses are red violets are blue

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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