- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Im black

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

boobs!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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