- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A man killed himself.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

7+5=12

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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