- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

girls basketball

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Are you a tree

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

DEATH.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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