- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

cancer

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

9

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??