Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Wanker

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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