What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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