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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.